A whole lot of crazy has happened this week, including receiving a 20% off any service from Pauline’s Escort Service (except group packages) coupon in the mail. Our dog managed to break her tail, I finished my last day of school for the summer in the jail even though we decided not to have a graduation ceremony this year after last year’s graduating class threw their hats over the surveillance cameras and started a riot, and I ran out of mint for making mint juleps and had to resort to dropping peppermint Tums into a chilled glass of whiskey. I also commemorated the twelfth anniversary of the day my lady garden got ripped apart by a mini-human. What’s been happening with you?
On my friends’ blogs, I came across:
On my Autism blog, I explain all about how summer can just suck if you’re not entirely normal and how it’s probably not right to compare autism to the hottest book of schmexy erotica available in your local library.
Just to prove I really do want to be an intellectual when I grow up, I reviewed the memoir of Jacqueline Kennedy’s Secret Service agent. It was good. It had lots of pictures, but that’s not why it was good.
On my Pinterest boards, I pinned a whole lot of pictures of funny things.
I also found a whole new blog by a lady who is determined to take down Pinterest, one irritatingly cute perfect craft idea at a time. She basically fucks up all the cute “super-easy” things that people pin, then she blogs about it. It’s not fair…I was fucking up simple stuff way before Pinterest came along.
Have a great week!!!