I love my fans. Technically, all my fans are just friends or relatives who know that I need lots of attention, but when I refer to them as fans I feel all important. My “fans” keep sending me funky emails and repinning crap they see on Pinterest so I can find it. I have one “fan” who even made a whole Pinterest board with my name on it where she pins all the stuff that will impress me, like a jar of floating glitter (except this one thing she pinned there for me was actually a jar of floating glitter and when I tried to do it I bought the underachieving kind of glitter that just sat there).
But my one fan Cyndy Drew Etler (who wrote an awesome book that I’m really jealous of but that’s okay, because she’s a great writer AND she’s my fan) actually went the extra mile to amuse me by getting out her camera while driving on the interstate and taking this picture:
Just because she knew I would love it. And because she knows I have to move to a state that starts with a V so I can have one of those, too.
Lorca Damon 
Love the tag. I want one just like it, but then I wonder if my husband will ever drive it again….
I think it’s an excellent way to keep pesky people from wanting to drive our vehicles. That girl is smarter than us all.
No doubt!
You have to be jealous of my book, but I have to be jealous of your YOU. And we both have to be jealous of that Vagina girl’s balls.
I do kinda want to party with her.
I love it when I see a great aginal funny — this post had me chuckling. And not only because you were talking once again about Mariah Carey’s Glitter bomb.
Don’t get me started on her Glitter bomb.
This is too funny! Damn, I wish I was that clever! 🙂
I KNOW! I’m also just too much of a cheapskate to pay extra for a license plate, even if it’s for the comedy cause.
Cheap not withstanding, I’m afraid someone I cut-off, flipped-off, and possibly ran-off the road will hunt me down… Just something to keep in mind when ‘vanity’ shopping. Oh, and I don’t wear my name on my ass either! Not even for chuckles… for cupcakes, maybe we’re talkin!
I’m ashamed of the things I’ve done for cupcakes.
LMAO – me too! You bear my burden, I’ll bear yours, and we’re free to be as shameless as we please! I’m kinda there already… ;}
Love it! I saw an Ontario plate with the Leafs logo and then SUXX beside it. Epic.
LOL Now THAT is taking your fan status kinda far! But I would do the same thing to a Bama license plate.