Here is my Christmas present to all of you. The best part is I’m not singing or talking at all. I lied, the best part is it’s a fantastic song by a horrifically talented person. Enjoy!
http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-little-drummer-boy/id416896033?i=108558377
If you should feel the need to reciprocate with a gift for me, I really need a new can opener. I don’t have to tell you why.
Lorca Damon 
Couldn’t open the song. Don’t have windows or itunes…..so I am off the hook about the can opener too. 🙂
Oh good, that makes gift buying for you even easier. You can ask for a normal computer from Santa.
You’re the small one at the back, right? The one with the wastepaper basket on her head.
Oh heck no. These things scare the bejeebuz out of me. I’m not even at the parade.