I Wrote Another Book, If You’re Keeping Track

It’s not like I need a ticker tape parade or even a NASCAR-style champagne shower, but when I announce to my family that I have finished writing ANOTHER book, it would be nice if they would at least look up and make eye contact. Instead, my husband said, “That’s nice,” while flipping channels. My daughter at least showed a spark of interest when she asked me how many people die in this one.

Yes, NaNoWriMo is over for another year. My winner’s T-shirt is ordered, my certificate suitable-for-framing is waited to be framed. And for those of you who conspire with my daughter, only one person died in this one.

When I complained about the total lack of adoration I received over my announcement, my husband had the nerve to say, “Well, it’s not like you haven’t written, like, five other books, right?” That wouldn’t sting so much if not for the fact that I’ve written eight. But hey, anything after the first three is apparently just showing off. Looking at you, Stephen King.

So now, it’s off to edit, find proofreaders, find real editors who work for pay instead of iTunes gift cards, and prepare for book number nine. I’ll be sure not to wake them when I finish next time.

See? This is what victory looks like. Sort of. Yes, I know it’s rather small, but so was the victory celebration.

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12 responses

  1. [...] I Wrote Another Book, if You’re Keeping Track – Lorca Damon is so much fun and this is one of my favorite post from here. Congrats Lorca [...]

  2. Congratulations on the completion of another book! Though I’ve only written two, non-writers really don’t understand the amount of work and sweat equity that goes into writing! It doesn’t matter if it’s your first or your 20th book, it still takes the same amount of time and dedication. At least that’s the way I see it. :)

    1. So true! We’re literary ROCK STARS, I tell ya!

  3. Remember even Jesus said ” a prophet is without honor in his own country”. So dear Lorca, you must look to your loyal readers for the accolades you so richly deserve.

    1. Thank you. Can those dear readers send chocolate? Just because I worked so hard, and all?

  4. Congratulation on finishing your NaNoWriMo book! That’s fantastic.

    As to the familial reaction – my advice: Always expect bitter disappointment. That way, when you end up with ambivalence, you’ll be pleasantly surprised. I mean, it’s not like it’s THAT hard to write THAT many books! (said with much humor, and respect to the aforementioned family members)

    Best of luck to you and book #9, Lorca! You are awesome!

    1. Thank you! Now, was that too much to ask? Just a LITTLE bit of excitement and worship??? Sorry, got ahead of myself! :)

  5. Congratulations! That’s a great accomplishment!

    1. Actually, making it publishable and putting it out there is a great accomplishment. This was more like very focused therapy! But thanks!

  6. Sorry. I’m happy for you. Congratulations!

    1. I knew I could count on you. I have an idea, you and I will drink the celebratory Boone’s Farm that I’ve been keeping chilled for this occasion! Forget them!

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