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jail.https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/images.jpgimageshttps://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/i_4092_stupid-horse-outfits-001.jpgi_4092_stupid-horse-outfits-001https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/weird_horse_costume.jpgWeird_Horse_Costumehttps://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/scuba-horse-222x300.jpgscuba-horse-222x3002022-11-17T04:08:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/02/07/i-cant-decide-whose-olympic-team-im-going-to-join/2013-02-08T12:31:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/02/03/now-that-hes-gonna-live-i-kinda-want-to-kill-him/2013-02-07T20:24:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/30/my-first-ever-product-to-review/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bb2qs7qccaa6txy-large.jpgBB2qs7QCcAA6tXy.jpg largeLook me in the face and tell me that doesn't look like a mini vibrator.2013-02-08T10:54:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/28/my-illness-level-has-gone-to-defcon-pee-when-i-cough/2013-01-29T11:02:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/25/i-got-totally-gipped-on-this-elk-i-bought/2013-01-27T23:01:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/24/i-sit-at-the-cool-table-suck-it/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/veryinspiringbloggeraward.jpgveryinspiringbloggerawardhttps://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/boty-1star3.jpgBlog of the Year Award 1 star jpeg2013-01-26T04:46:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/21/this-shirt-means-instant-birth-control/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/204472670x.jpg204472670xWow. Just...wow.2013-01-23T23:07:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/16/gay-time-traveling-puppies-are-running-for-public-office-and-they-have-rabies/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/images.jpgimagesForget my influentialness for a minute...THIS photo is now indelibly burned somewhere on my hard drive just so I could make you laugh. I hope you're worthy.2013-01-20T15:00:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/18/stephen-hawking-is-scary-smart-and-so-am-i/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dsc_0049.jpgDSC_0049Yup. That's me with the awesomeness that is LeVar Burton. Drink it all in.2013-01-21T13:23:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/14/its-like-youre-not-even-trying-anymore/2013-01-15T18:05:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/11/youre-a-douche-if-you-kill-a-manatee/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/david-schrichte.jpgDavid SchrichtePhoto by David Schrichte, who did not think it was a mermaid. It's still really, really cute and it shouldn't have to be endangered.2013-01-23T17:31:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/09/i-really-do-need-a-butler/2013-01-14T08:33:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/06/so-are-you-gonna-cook-me-some-chicken-or-not/2013-01-08T21:05:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2013/01/05/pizza-secret-ingredient-is-crack/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cheddar.jpgcheddarThis is seriously the cheese she has to eat. If it has to tell you that it will melt, it probably won't. And it 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-known-cure/2012-09-13T10:30:37+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/09/09/lorcas-week-in-review-the-cheap-and-easy-video-kind/2012-09-10T13:34:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/28/theyre-coming-for-my-kneecaps/2012-09-04T18:03:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/26/lorcas-week-in-review-highly-medicated-edition/2012-08-28T13:04:05+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/22/i-take-great-pride-in-my-level-of-sphincter-control/2012-08-23T20:27:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/20/lorcas-week-in-review-of-a-sucky-week/2012-08-20T19:28:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/about/2017-04-10T07:35:42+00:00weekly0.6https://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/17/the-rest-of-us-dont-stand-a-chance/2012-08-21T22:57:12+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/15/youd-think-theyd-want-to-know-if-im-pregnant-before-they-kill-the-guy/2012-08-20T16:07:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/13/lorcas-week-in-review-3/2012-08-31T13:51:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/10/i-have-all-the-symptoms-of-olympic-withdrawal/2012-08-13T16:33:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/07/i-cant-make-that-penis-go-away/2012-08-13T12:20:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/05/lorcas-week-in-review-2/2013-02-11T20:52:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/08/02/yolos-of-the-future/2012-08-07T14:15:17+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/07/30/lorcas-week-in-review/2022-10-17T01:09:01+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/07/23/words-with-enemies/2012-07-30T13:12:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/07/16/my-annual-dose-of-sand-in-my-swimsuit/2012-07-20T01:44:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/07/13/whats-wrong-with-my-glitter/2012-08-06T02:05:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/07/12/what-ive-been-busy/2012-07-13T13:12:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/07/08/lorcas-week-in-review-one-sammich-short-of-a-picnic/2012-07-18T02:42:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/07/06/its-not-really-lying-if-theyre-dumb-enough-to-believe-you/2012-07-09T08:32:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/07/03/im-having-sex-with-my-hungarian-boyfriend/2012-07-06T10:34:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/07/01/lorcas-week-in-review-way-less-annoying-than-going-to-the-dentist/2012-07-03T18:08:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/06/27/there-has-never-been-a-better-time-to-not-work-at-mcdonalds/2012-06-29T17:55:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/06/24/lorcas-week-in-review-kind-of-like-tosh-0-but-nowhere-near-as-funny/2012-06-26T20:47:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/06/22/vagina-birthdays/2012-06-22T23:18:14+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/06/17/you-can-quote-me-on-that/2012-06-18T22:07:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/06/14/i-had-dinner-with-the-poet-laureate-of-the-united-states/2012-06-18T13:55:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/06/13/my-fat-wakes-me-up-at-night/2012-06-14T15:01:34+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/06/10/im-still-a-writer-but-i-still-dont-have-cirrhosis/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bookcoverimageii1.jpgBookCoverImageIII don't know if people should buy this or not. It will just give me more money to spend on booze. You're such an enabler.2012-06-12T19:23:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/06/07/why-waste-a-good-drinking-binge/2012-06-09T23:54:44+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/06/02/the-flowers-made-me-suspicious/2012-06-07T01:35:07+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/05/29/id-like-to-thank-the-little-people/2012-05-31T17:49:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/05/27/it-doesnt-cost-much-to-adore-me/2012-06-01T01:19:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/05/26/indiesunite4joshua-wrap-up-party-and-chap-pageant/2012-05-28T02:14:05+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/05/22/rules-of-the-road/2012-05-28T10:50:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/05/20/bounce-your-cares-away/2012-05-21T20:05:06+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/05/17/the-bloggess-has-cooler-shit-than-i-do/2012-05-19T05:17:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/05/13/what-do-i-have-to-do-to-get-you-out-of-that-car-today/2012-05-17T10:25:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/05/09/delivering-a-scary-altimatum/2012-05-14T16:05:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/05/04/you-dont-have-to-click-on-this-its-not-a-really-good-post/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/42221315226208736_vdoydnty_b.jpg42221315226208736_vdOYdntY_bYou're gonna be seein' this image when you close your eyes tonight.2012-05-08T22:22:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/30/there-will-be-blood-here-and-over-here/2012-05-03T12:21:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/25/your-horse-could-be-gay/2012-04-27T02:32:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/22/biohazardous-furniture/2015-03-20T00:32:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/20/my-next-husband-will-have-hair/2012-04-23T01:13:10+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/17/it-was-pandelirium/2012-04-21T19:40:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/14/i-thank-god-every-day-that-my-kids-are-slow-and-untalented/2012-04-18T01:58:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/12/how-to-eat-the-soul-of-a-human-child/2012-04-13T12:36:03+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/09/poor-poor-broken-hearted-millionaire/2012-04-19T01:02:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/07/champagne-wishes-caviar-dreams-and-deviled-eggs/2012-04-18T18:02:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/05/gifted-my-ass/2012-04-11T21:22:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/03/if-you-wont-be-an-a-hole-i-wont-be-a-b-word/2012-04-13T22:27:35+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/04/02/my-book-signing-was-fraught-with-peril/2012-04-04T13:14:43+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/28/holinesser-than-thou-my-ability-to-offend-everyone/2012-04-16T19:41:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/25/gonna-get-me-some-tractor-lovin/2012-08-29T02:07:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/24/gnash-your-teeth-in-a-jealous-rage/2012-03-24T14:32:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/23/im-266-years-old-in-dog-years/2012-03-24T06:58:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/20/please-please-please-can-i-be-a-drug-dealer/2012-03-22T00:35:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/15/the-smallest-little-penis-in-the-world/2012-03-16T16:52:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/04/the-spite-baby/2012-03-13T19:50:52+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/11/apparently-theres-more-than-one-ant-in-the-world/2012-03-13T01:48:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/07/horses-dead-people-and-smelly-nerdsoh-my/2012-03-07T22:12:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/05/im-taking-out-a-mob-hit-on-the-lorax/2012-03-06T23:48:54+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/25/in-which-i-seriously-make-you-look-at-a-commercial/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bookcoverimageii.jpgBookCoverImageIIThis is the other one. But you already knew that. I did a whole two new chapters since you bought it. Sorry.https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bookcoverimage.jpgBookCoverImagePretty sweet cover, if I do say so myself. Good grief, if I'm this unhumble now, wait 'til someone actually buys a copy.2012-03-03T10:42:51+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/03/01/you-have-no-idea-how-much-i-want-a-jet-pack/2012-03-02T15:19:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/28/how-hard-can-it-be/2012-03-02T14:22:54+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/23/true-love-is-a-real-bitch-that-way/2012-02-29T15:40:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/21/beer-and-condoms-make-it-the-most-magical-place-on-earth/2012-02-21T19:49:32+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/15/one-mans-secret-admirer-is-another-mans-stalker/2012-02-26T06:35:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/13/taxidermied-animals-scare-the-crap-outta-me/2012-02-20T13:02:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/12/revenge-is-a-dish-best-served-with-a-sippy-cup/2012-09-25T06:14:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/09/i-might-have-cancer-or-ringworm-probably-ringworm/2016-10-09T03:24:26+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/07/eating-a-horse-might-be-the-most-un-boring-thing-youll-ever-do/2012-02-08T11:32:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/05/im-going-to-eat-my-young-and-the-young-of-six-other-people/2021-09-22T10:59:08+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/02/shaken-puppy-syndrome/2012-02-04T20:48:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/02/01/baldilocks-and-the-three-hairs/2012-02-02T05:25:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/30/overdone-cliche-take-53and-action/2012-01-30T12:00:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/28/if-i-had-brain-powers-youd-be-covered-in-honey-mustard-right-now/2012-02-02T13:30:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/26/its-good-to-be-home/2012-01-28T13:17:15+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/20/men-should-be-outfitted-with-a-like-button/2012-01-21T17:34:53+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/18/i-might-be-the-reason-sopa-was-proposed/2012-01-25T18:59:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/17/klout-thinks-i-know-a-lot-of-stuff/2012-01-18T17:08:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/15/its-hard-to-change-the-world-when-the-world-is-kinda-stupid/2012-02-03T03:21:36+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/14/you-dirty-tag-whore/2012-01-29T15:45:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/13/a-classic-case-of-pinot-envy/2012-01-15T01:26:25+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/11/i-missed-out-on-the-chance-to-rock-the-side-ponytail-look/2012-01-30T12:02:13+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/08/comic-sans-its-like-a-hug-from-your-computer/2012-01-10T03:26:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/07/versatile-does-not-mean-limber-in-the-bedroom/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/photo-versatile-blogger11.jpegphoto-versatile-blogger12012-01-07T23:04:37+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/05/and-thats-how-you-accuse-a-nun-of-being-a-terrorist/2012-01-10T01:11:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/04/apparently-this-is-an-election-year-im-running-for-coroner/2012-01-06T11:43:25+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/02/rabies-isnt-an-std/2012-01-06T05:53:52+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2012/01/01/there-goes-my-resolution-not-to-be-a-bitch/2012-03-16T16:51:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/31/new-years-revolutions/2012-01-02T00:42:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/30/only-a-selfish-pig-wouldnt-be-fit-enough-to-eat/2012-01-02T06:03:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/28/keeping-you-badger-free-since-2011/2012-01-05T23:57:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/27/the-imperfect-killing-machine/2011-12-28T14:19:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/25/post-party-depression/2011-12-26T15:21:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/24/christmas-with-famous-people/2011-12-24T20:41:20+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/21/the-frugal-christmas/2011-12-22T17:30:00+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/20/and-merry-christmas-back-to-you/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/image_thumb4.pngimage_thumb4I don't have anything funny to say because they might come eat my eyeballs if I laugh at them.2011-12-21T15:05:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/19/merry-christmas-to-me/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/images1.jpgimagesI promise to use better spelling with my ransom note stationery.https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/flame-thrower-hom.jpgflame-thrower-homhttps://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/images.jpgimagesI would use way better grammar than that in my ransom notes.2011-12-21T23:31:37+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/17/how-much-did-the-12-days-of-christmas-set-you-back/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/428035holstein-cow-in-barn-with-christmas-wreath-wi-posters.jpg428035~Holstein-Cow-in-Barn-with-Christmas-Wreath-WI-Posters2011-12-19T23:19:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/15/im-fairly-certain-that-i-might-be-satan-i-had-no-idea/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/25147-glamorous-devil-pitchfork-main.jpg25147-Glamorous-Devil-Pitchfork-mainAwwww! Someone bedazzled it for me! You're so sweet!2011-12-26T21:08:30+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/12/al-gore-made-christmas-suck/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/al-gore-hot-air-e1323716812820.jpgal-gore-hot-air2011-12-15T11:46:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/06/the-shiniest-of-birth-control-methods-available/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/4eb3e81aeb736-image-e1323229752717.jpg4eb3e81aeb736.imageIt's for the pizza, silly, not for his surgery.2011-12-07T11:40:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/03/happy-birthday-dear-blog-happy-birthday-dear-blog/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pink-ladybug-first-birthday-cake.jpgPink ladybug first birthday cakeI. Want. That. Make it so, Number One.2011-12-04T20:37:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/12/01/professional-executioner-is-off-my-career-aptitude-test/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/hello___executioner__by_cherry_sama.jpgHello___Executioner__by_Cherry_sama2011-12-11T13:22:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/11/30/im-so-awesome-people-line-up-to-make-me-awesomer/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/awards.jpgawards2011-11-30T17:11:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/11/27/i-cant-believe-its-over/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/winner_180_180_white.pngWinner_180_180_whiteThis totally beats Janet Hardy's second place spelling bee trophy from third grade. Suck it, Janet.2011-11-29T00:03:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/11/24/happy-thanksgiving/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/383415.jpg383415I want to cut her.2011-11-28T21:59:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/11/20/ive-always-wanted-my-own-gallows/2011-11-21T11:23:28+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/11/16/the-nanoness-continues/2011-11-22T21:47:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/11/13/nano-novel-excerpt-ii/2011-11-22T21:41:19+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/11/10/and-that%e2%80%99s-why-i-love-the-internet/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/untitled.jpguntitledWhich wine should I serve with this? White or red?2011-11-10T20:17:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/11/04/nanogate-day-four/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/chalkboard.jpgchalkboard2011-11-09T00:43:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/11/01/nano-novel-excerpt-one/2011-11-03T02:41:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/31/buh-bye-buh-bye-thanks-for-flying-buh-bye/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images6.jpgimagesForget a coffee mug, I want this as my state-issued license plate.2011-11-01T02:21:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/30/the-battle-of-the-sexes-rages-on/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/bl9132.jpgBL9132https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/v2934.jpgV29342011-10-31T16:42:45+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/29/really-i-got-this/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/gotmilk3.jpggotmilk32011-10-30T21:00:21+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/28/this-is-the-proudest-day-of-my-life/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hermione1styear.jpgHermione1stYearIsn't she adorable? I want to punch her a little bit.2011-10-29T16:01:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/27/i-swear-i%e2%80%99m-gonna-quit-my-job-and-guess-weight-at-the-circus/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kohler_numi_01_1_270x405.jpgKohler_NUMI_01_1_270x405If it just had a built-in fridge and minibar, I'd never have to leave the bathroom.2011-10-28T10:31:58+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/26/incandescent-burning-question/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/index1.jpgindexHow am I supposed to have a great idea with THOSE hanging over my head?2011-11-09T00:44:29+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/25/go-ahead-bet-me-money-this-isn%e2%80%99t-real/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2.jpg2You KNOW I'm gonna wear these to Walmart. And to church. And then probably to Hell.2011-10-26T14:43:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/24/i-got-mugged-on-the-train-to-new-jersey/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/220px-circle_-_black_simple-svg1.png220px-Circle_-_black_simple.svgHere is an artist's rendering of my contact lens in case you see it. REWARD: the other contact lens.https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img-thing.jpgimg-thingHere's what it will look like if my contact lens develops Stockholm Syndrome and helps the bad guy kidnap other contact lenses.https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/220px-circle_-_black_simple-svg.png220px-Circle_-_black_simple.svg2011-10-25T21:13:31+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/24/really-how-much-can-posting-bail-cost/2011-10-24T13:23:57+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/22/don%e2%80%99t-make-me-quisle-you/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images5.jpgimages2011-10-24T13:27:37+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/21/hollywood-you-lied-to-me/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/index.jpgindexThere had better be a Starbucks there when I crash.2011-10-22T14:47:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/20/i%e2%80%99m-going-to-new-york-and-you%e2%80%99re-not/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images4.jpgimagesDon't worry, while you're staying in Newark these gentlemen will watch your car for you.2011-10-22T12:45:07+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/19/today%e2%80%99s-agenda-blackmail/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dwayne-johnson-4.jpgdwayne-johnson-4Tell me you wouldn't have this man over for some light housework.2011-10-20T11:29:01+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/18/file-that-one-under-%e2%80%9coops%e2%80%9d/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/random-weird-stuf-16.jpgrandom-weird-stuf-16These picture doesn't mean anything. But it made me laugh.2011-10-21T02:37:18+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/17/and-that-my-child-is-how-we-use-the-whole-deer/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images3.jpgimagesGuess what happens when they can smell you from a mile away?2011-10-18T17:55:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/16/weve-reached-the-halfway-point-in-other-words-youre-almost-done/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images2.jpgimagesI could make my yard look like this if I wasn't an idiot.2011-10-17T21:19:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/15/luscious-flowing-eyelashes/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/424653387.jpg424653387Really. This is an actual photo of the warning label on MY flat-iron. I really wish it was some doctored photo off a goofy website.https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kagadoru.jpgkagadoruThese girls are all victims of eyelash ironing burns. Why didn't someone warn them?!? How long must this go on?2011-10-17T22:46:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/14/the-idiot-box-recycled/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cosby_sweaters.jpgcosby_sweaters2011-10-19T10:52:40+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/13/guest-post-national-%e2%80%9cnovel-idea%e2%80%9d-writing-month/2011-10-14T00:10:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/12/feliz-navidad-y%e2%80%99all/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/children22.jpgchildren22Look! It's a United Colors of Beneton ad! For choir robes!2011-10-26T22:41:22+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/11/how-come-i%e2%80%99m-not-the-incredible-hulk/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/boilermaker-runner.pngboilermaker runnerThis is not a human. It's a balloon animal. Seriously, he can't clap his hands in front of him.2011-10-13T23:21:56+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/10/don%e2%80%99t-fear-the-blog-fear-the-blogger/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kidney-stone-crystal.jpgkidney-stone-crystalIt's so pretty...no try passing it in your urine.2011-10-12T12:41:52+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/09/i-don%e2%80%99t-go-all-the-way/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/run-fatboy-run-2007.jpgrun-fatboy-run-2007A scene from the best running movie EVER...Run Fat Boy Run2011-10-11T11:55:39+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/08/%e2%80%9cand-the-oscar-is-revoked-from%e2%80%a6%e2%80%9d/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/headless-oscar3.pngheadless-oscar32011-10-11T11:57:04+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/07/stabby-love-is-not-a-good-basis-for-a-relationship/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/deta-4292.jpgDETA-4292Look! This knife matches my outfit and the blood stains won't show on the blade!2011-10-08T18:39:23+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/06/apparently-spammers-like-it-when-you-talk-about-them/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/pacino_godfather_feb14.jpgpacino_godfather_feb14I swear that's the guy who emailed me.2011-10-07T10:50:47+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/05/epic-spam-fail/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/twitter-ii.jpgTwitter IIhttps://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/twitter.jpgTwitterYou're totally gonna burn for this.https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/untitled1.jpguntitledYou're totally gonna burn in hell for this one.https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/untitled.jpguntitledYou know you're gonna burn in hell for this.2011-10-06T10:20:33+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/04/the-f-it-list/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images1.jpgimagesPole dancing lessons are totally on the list.2011-10-06T14:48:38+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/03/have-you-ever-been-tested-for-stupid/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_9654.jpgimg_96542011-10-05T11:06:02+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/02/there%e2%80%99s-nothing-like-working-in-a-prison-to-make-you-appreciate-hand-washing/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/images.jpgimagesWe tried sinks like this, it didn't end well.2011-10-04T14:14:47+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/10/01/home-invasions-are-not-fun/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/016674bl1.jpg016674BLWith a shirt that sexy, who would ever think you've got a knife back there?https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/016674bl.jpg016674BL2011-10-03T13:07:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/09/30/welcome-to-october-feel-free-to-leave/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/6660554-2011-year-calendar-october-isolated-3d-image.jpg6660554-2011-year-calendar-october-isolated-3d-image2011-10-02T01:33:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/09/28/i-take-life-advice-from-snack-foods/2011-10-01T23:12:49+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/09/17/i-would-be-the-best-dictator-ever/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/images2.jpgimagesI want to have a country but I can never finish a whole one.2011-09-27T11:02:48+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/09/12/even-my-hallucinations-are-bored/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/index.jpgindex2011-09-12T17:24:24+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/09/09/the-official-medical-diagnosis-old-age/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/images1.jpgimagesIf Snooki can pull off a neck brace...oh wait, she can't.2011-09-09T22:17:01+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/09/06/thirty-seconds-of-my-life-i-wish-i-had-back/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/images.jpgimagesSister has a kickassedest purse...it's still a word.2011-09-07T10:56:27+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/09/04/i-might-have-to-plead-the-fifth/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/images.jpegimagesHandcuffs...not the schmexy kind.2011-09-05T00:25:41+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/08/30/it%e2%80%99s-a-bird-it%e2%80%99s-a-plane-it%e2%80%99s-a-pair-of-underwear/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/the-new-52-e1314758987419.jpgThe-new-522011-09-22T06:25:09+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/08/25/you-are-what-you-eat/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images3.jpgimageshttps://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_20110825_140820.jpgIMG_20110825_140820https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_20110825_122526.jpgIMG_20110825_122526https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_20110823_123635.jpgIMG_20110823_1236352011-08-28T23:00:42+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/08/23/let-that-be-a-lesson-to-you/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images2.jpgimagesIf I had to guess, I'd say this accident was caused by walking into a cloud of Axe.2011-08-24T19:53:16+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/08/20/the-other-woman/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images4.jpegimages2011-09-06T17:12:59+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/08/18/zombies-friend-or-foe/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images3.jpegimageshttps://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images2.jpegimages2011-08-19T01:34:55+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/08/15/read-anything-good-lately/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images1.jpgimages2011-08-19T12:17:13+00:00monthlyhttps://lorcadamon.com/2011/08/12/milf-it-does-a-body-good/https://lorcadamon.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/images.jpgimagesIf you'll hate her first, I'll go with 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