Lorca’s Week In Review

Maybe it won’t be that kind of week.

Well, I’m pretty sure the Olympics are over. I always quit watching after all the cool sports are done, but I noticed this year they snuck badminton in between different gymnastics events, just to get people to watch. Apparently there was actual a badminton scandal and protests were filed, but yet no one filed a protest that some committee thinks badminton is a sport. It’s kind of mean how they get all the great stuff out of the way, then they fill the days with things like the 6-mile swim and judo, then they come back for one last punch in the gut with an awesome marathon. Because watching an event for a little over two hours isn’t at all boring.

Now that the Olympics are over and Google can get that flame thing off its homepage, it’s time to focus on really important things like sending my kids back to school. Yes, this is the countdown, as tomorrow marks one week until school starts back for both kids and I have to say, they are every bit as sad about it as I am. On the bright side, it means we get to spend this week cramming in as much leftover fun as possible, like a deranged Finneas & Ferb on speed.

In better news, I talked about back to school on my Autism blog, too, but it’s not as funny as picturing my kids puking as I made them ride a roller coaster forty-three times in a row, just to get it all in there before next Monday.

When I’m pretending to be both a grown-up and a college graduate, I reviewed a pretty neat book about a platypus who’s wanted for arson, murder, and treason.

On my friends’ blogs, here is some of the really funky stuff that happened:

I peed when I read a nurse’s rant about men and their trouser snakes.

Talking to your plants is good. Reading them erotica…not so good.

This man swears it’s his dog who is on drugs, but I’ve been reading his stuff for a while and let me tell you, the pooch didn’t fall far from the tree.

Here’s some of the fun stuff I put on Pinterest when I was supposed to be working or feeding the dog.

Have a great week!

6 responses

  1. Hi I’m Heather! Please email me, I have a question about your blog! LifesABanquet1(at)gmail.com

  2. Richard Wiseman | Reply

    Thanks for the assorted goodies,some laughter, some tears,mostly from laughter and once from getting up suddenly and hitting the table, edge on, with my Diana Ross and The Supremes.

  3. ha, you only got the Olympics from a distance, they were on the doorstep here and I felt duty bound to conform and be happy, keeping a stiff (British) upper lip with a slightly trembling and quivering lower lip…..

    But now, I can get back to being the grumpy B*&^”*d I’m known and loved for

  4. Perhaps now that the Olympics are over we can actually get some sleep out here on the West Coast. And grow more naughty veggies!

  5. I wish I was on drugs. My dog bogarts everything, including the heartworm medication.

    1. It’s an off day when I don’t have to fight my dog for my flea and tick pills, too. I feel your pain.

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